I have recently encountered some coffee Disturbia. Coffee snobs beware.
While sitting outside a coffee shop, slurping down a smoothie, I saw a man with a baby tea cup of coffee. While he stood at the coffee condiments table, with his "espresso," I couldn't help but wonder about how he was going to manage to put one drop of milk and one grain of sugar into this ridiculously small drink. My friend called me a coffee dummy, which made me think more...How can I be the coffee dummy. My beverage of equal value was overflowing with an amazing concoction of a variety of ingredients. Clearly a great buy that was not only going to leave me satisfied, but also full. While this guy will only be able to muster two, possibly three, sips of coffee for the same amount of money and his drink's only ingredients are water and ground coffee.
I'm still a little confused by the logic here.
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